v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

toasterama:

toasterama:

toasterama:

how do weeaboos end their prayers

r’amen

just kidding they are godless heathens

weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

image

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

mindlessfangirling:

Artist: 益子
twosidedviolet:

extramadness:

More quotes about life here

-angry moth noises- :U

twosidedviolet:

extramadness:

More quotes about life here

-angry moth noises- :U

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

naked-purr:

have you seen the official halloween costumes, because

naked-purr:

have you seen the official halloween costumes, because

School Counselor: So Makoto, what do you want to do when you grow up?
Makoto: Haru.
School Counselor: What?
Makoto: What?
usodesu:

銀河女子

usodesu:

銀河女子

faithful-viewer:

Tom Hopper @ Night ItaCon 2 General Q&A Panel (04 July 2014, Perugia, Italy) (x)

ALL THAT JAZZ - 人生のメリーゴーランド
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kasukabe:

人生のメリーゴーランド (The Merry-Go-Round of Life) - All That Jazz

Howl’s Moving Castle, 2004