guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

captainarlert:

Scream my name like we’re in a sports anime

astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

nakiris:

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

  1. DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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praxter:

City of Pillars by Drachenmeiger

praxter:

City of Pillars by Drachenmeiger
bluebellsandthings:

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Please rate and follow the artist!!!

bluebellsandthings:

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Please rate and follow the artist!!!

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

Makoharu losers

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rottingpizza:

yndr-the-sea . psd
uh….. uuuhhhhhh………i’m sure firefighter makoto also has a killer whale mode

rottingpizza:

yndr-the-sea . psd

uh….. uuuhhhhhh………i’m sure firefighter makoto also has a killer whale mode

cutieteeth:

Not Asuka’n for it.

cutieteeth:

Not Asuka’n for it.